I love it when women hit on my husband; it’s like someone complimenting my shoes.

New Yorkers know how to treat celebrities, we play it cool until their backs are turned and then we steal their garbage and sell it on eBay.

Florida was great. I spent 20 minutes trying to explain to a woman in a deli that Kosher was not a flavor.

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